John Doe
"He didn't just touch grass — he became one with it."
On June 23rd, 2025, our beloved friend John Doe rage quit life and ascended to the great AFK lounge in the sky. Cause of death?
L ratio + didn't hydrate + final boss crit IRL.
John was known for his chaotic good energy, meme fluency, and a KD ratio that frankly scared us. He leaves behind:
* 3 terabytes of cursed memes
* An unfinished Elden Ring run
* And a browser history too powerful for mortal eyes
He was...
"He didn't just touch grass — he became one with it."
On June 23rd, 2025, our beloved friend John Doe rage quit life and ascended to the great AFK lounge in the sky. Cause of...